Caricature

by The Counteracts

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1.
I’m looking in the mirror The image that I see A likeness of my myself But is it really me I’m staring in the mirror But never really sure If that’s a true reflection Or just a caricature Just a caricature This is our caricature
2.
Spanish Fly 04:04
We met at a bar, I was pleased to see her I held her close all throughout the night And when she showed me her macarena That’s when I knew she had to be mine She was there, wearing a bandana I gave her the eye, she gave me Spanish Fly And when I saw her smoking a Havana I couldn’t resist, she was divine Oh I would sail across the ocean I would sail the Seven Seas If I ever had the notion That she might fancy me Oh I would climb the highest mountain I’d get down on bended knee I’m sitting here just counting The days ‘til you’re with me It started to rain, she lent me her umbrella The sky was black, as far as I could see But I didn’t care, I’m such a lucky fella My lucky star is shining on me She is my girl, she is my sweet Rosanna Her legs so long, they go on and on So finely tuned, just like a grand piano I’ve finally found where I belong I’ve finally found where I belong Spanish Fly
3.
Stop the Earth from spinning Wanna get off this ride Need some time for living, but I'm working How time flies Didn't see it coming Man, I wanna smell those flowers But like a slave I keep working, won’t you Give me back my wasted hours I wanna see life thru kids' eyes Don't wanna be part of the spinning wheel No time for living, no taking, just giving Life is unreal I wanna see life thru kids' eyes Don't wanna be part of the spinning wheel No time for living, no taking, just giving Life is unreal Invisible at 50, stupid bloody Tuesday Bullied in the workplace, another bad news day Getting overtaken by the trendy boys and girls We just wanna live a normal life, in this crazy world What's the use, I ain’t winning Wanna run off and hide Lines are showing and my hair is thinning How time flies Man, I gotta seize the moment Make the most of my life Put me first before anyone else To prove that I'm alive I wanna see life thru kids' eyes Don't wanna be part of the spinning wheel No time for living, no taking, just giving Life is unreal I wanna see life thru kids' eyes Don't wanna be part of the spinning wheel No time for living, no taking, just giving Life is unreal Life is unreal
4.
There’s a fine line between happy and sad Loneliness and fear There’s a narrow margin, and it can be alarming Love plays these silly games, love plays these silly games There’s a fine line between passion and hate Comfort and despair The sun may not be shining, but there’s a silver lining Love plays these silly games, love plays these silly games No matter how far I travel It always stays the same But when my heart unravels Love plays these silly games There’s a fine line between pleasure and pain It’s not black or white It can be amusing, it needn’t be confusing Love plays these silly games, love plays these silly games Love plays these silly games
5.
Last night, when I was holding you tight I knew, that I was falling in love Last night, when the stars were so bright I knew, that I was falling in love So hold me tight, don’t ever say goodnight You make me feel so right, tonight Don’t ever feel uptight, girl you’re really outta sight I know that we’re alright, tonight It’s all about you and the things that you do, to me Is it all that it seems, am I living a dream What am I gonna do, it’s too good to be true, with you You’re a sight to be seen, girl you know what I mean What I mean So hold me tight, don’t ever say goodnight You make me feel so right, tonight Don’t ever feel uptight, girl you’re really outta sight I know that we’re alright, tonight So hold me tight, don’t ever say goodnight You make me feel so right, tonight Don’t ever feel uptight, girl you’re really outta sight I know that we’re alright, tonight So hold me tight, don’t ever say goodnight You make me feel so right, tonight Don’t ever feel uptight, girl you’re really outta sight I know that we’re alright, tonight
6.
I’ve been hopin’ for my time to come round I’ve been wishin’ for my lost to be found I’ve been dreamin’ all my life for the sound of your voice Treadin’ water ‘til I get what I need Gotta wander, got a hunger to feed Had to ponder, will I ever be free, had no choice The days were lost The nights were endless Can’t find the strange girl in my dreams Never felt this way ‘bout anyone else Guess I felt that I’d been left on the shelf Since I felt your love it’s raised my self esteem Gotta thank you babe for breaking my fall I was sunk but now I’m standing so tall Found my luck with the strange girl in all of my dreams The days are lost The nights are blissful I’ve found the strange girl in my dreams The days are hot The nights are sensual I love the strange girl in my dreams The days are lost The nights are blissful I’ve found the strange girl in my dreams The days are hot The nights are sensual I love the strange girl in my dreams The days are lost The nights are blissful I’ve found the strange girl in my dreams The days are hot The nights are sensual I love the strange girl in my dreams
7.
Now me and my girl don’t get on so well At least that’s most of the time And sometimes we row, she can be a real cow And it drives me out of my mind I keep hearing a ting as she throws back her ring And it bounces off my skin But I don’t never say nothing at all, ‘cos I can never win No I don’t never say nothing at all, cos I can never win As I recall, she headed off down the hall And picked her bags up off the floor She tripped on the cat, then slipped on the mat Before she slammed the front door Left me feeling sore, it was then that I swore That I wouldn’t take it on the chin ‘Cos I don’t never say nothing at all, but this time I might win No I don’t never say nothing at all, but this time I might win Now I’m happy as Jack and I’m up for the crack And I’m heading off down the boozer Gonna catch up with mates, gonna stay out late Now let’s see who’s the loser Have a gallon of ale, and a few Rusty Nails And it’s my round, I’ll get ‘em in Now I can’t speak, can’t say bugger all, but I am gonna win No I can’t speak, can’t say bugger all, but I am gonna win But all good things must end now And everyone’s gone home I’m going round the bend now Don’t want to be alone Waking up the next day and I’m in a bad way And I got to admit, I’ve missed her She’s not so bad, best that I’ve ever had And it’s ages since I’ve kissed her I’ll apologise, wipe the tears from her eyes Admit what a fool I’ve been And I’ll never ever say nothing no more, ‘cos she will always win No I’ll never ever say nothing no more, ‘cos she will always win
8.
When we were young and impatient We didn’t realise what we had Looking back on it today It makes me wonder, makes me sad It only seems like yesterday It’s the price we both have to pay Was it all just a silly phase, I sometimes wonder Where did it all go wrong Thinking back to those happy days, I now realise That’s where we both belong But I will always think of you And I hope that you will think about me too Together, there will always be a place for you In my heart, in my heart Was it all just a silly phase, I sometimes wonder Where did it all go wrong Thinking back to those happy days, I now realise That’s where we both belong But I will always think of you And I hope that you will think about me too Together, there will always be a place for you In my heart, in my heart Now that I am much older It gives me time to reminisce Got a chip on my shoulder How I long for your sweet kiss But all I do is sit alone Just knowing that my birds have flown Was it all just a silly phase, I sometimes wonder Where did it all go wrong Thinking back to those happy days, I now realise That’s where we both belong But I will always think of you And I hope that you will think about me too Together, there will always be a place for you In my heart, in my heart But I will always think of you And I hope that you will think about me too Together, there will always be a place for you In my heart, in my heart, in my heart
9.
There now follows a Party Political Broadcast by the I’ve never voted for Tories, and that’s the way I’ll stay I can’t vote for Labour, while they’re swinging both ways I’ve had enough of the Liberals, why can’t they see I won’t vote for a party that has no democracy We’re all gonna lose We got the disenfranchised blues And then there’s UKIP and Brexit, they don’t float my boat I’d like to show them the exit, they’ll never get my vote Don’t want a General Election, get ‘em all off my box We need a general rejection, put ‘em all in the stocks We’re gonna blow our fuse We got the disenfranchised blues We’ve had enough of lying politicians They always turn out worse than they seem Had enough of endless indecision Please wake me up from this bad dream It’s 8 o,clock in the evening, they’re knocking at my door They wanna know if I’ve voted, don’t wanna know anymore We need a revolution, get ‘em out of Number 10 Need a final solution, get us on our feet again We are not amused We got the disenfranchised blues We’ve had enough of lying politicians They always turn out worse than they seem Had enough of endless indecision Please wake me up from this bad dream We’ve had enough of lying politicians They always turn out worse than they seem Had enough of endless indecision Please wake me up from this bad dream Please wake me up from this bad dream I got the blues, you got the blues We got the disenfranchised blues I got the blues, you got the blues We got the disenfranchised blues I got the blues, you got the blues We got the disenfranchised blues I got the blues, you got the blues We got the disenfranchised blues
10.
When I think of how it started I couldn’t stay away Looking back on how we parted I miss you every day Catching only fleeting moments Cannot minimise the pain Knowing I can never mention The love that dare not speak its name You might thing that I’m unfeeling Is that what you believe ‘Cos I’m keeping my own counsel I don’t wear my heart on my sleeve What we had is now a memory Now the sunshine’s turned to rain Buried deep in all-time secrecy, The love that dare not speak its name You were my pleasure, all my passions were unfurled My boundaries and my red lines were all crossed Repent at leisure, all the time now in the world To work out everything I’ve lost I led a double life, but which one’s really me? I don’t know which way’s up, or which way’s down I put a brave face on for all the world to see I hide the sad face of a clown Of a clown, I am the clown The love that dare not speak its name And now it’s not the same, because it’s over The love that dare not speak its name And I will take the blame, because it’s over The love that dare not speak its name To my eternal shame, because it’s over The love that dare not speak its name I can’t see you again, because it’s all over now
11.
Living in a world of make-believe without any fear When you’re incurably romantic There can be a lot of pain All day long there’s sunshine And never any rain It’s safe in your domain Well you can always escape to fantasy Hide inside your private Disney world Optimistic, everything will be just fine Everybody needs hope They need a dream that they can pursue Incurable romantics Living in a world of make-believe without any fear When you’re incurably romantic It’s so hard to refrain Idealistic notions Mean nothing to the man Who has the business plan But you can always escape to fantasy Hide inside your private Disney world Optimistic, everything will be just fine Everybody needs hope They need a dream that they can pursue Incurable romantics Living in a world of make-believe without any fear But you can always escape to fantasy Hide inside your private Disney world Optimistic, everything will be just fine, just fine When you’re incurably romantic, incurably romantic When you’re incurably romantic, incurably romantic When you’re incurably romantic, incurably romantic
12.
You are invited to a decadent ball By the full of the moon, and the thrill of it all And we’ll chant and we’ll sing, as we witness the witches’ waltz Waxing and waning, the phase of the moon As it’s turning the tides, you’ll be here with us soon We’ll be celebrating, as we witness the witches’ waltz Spells we’ll be casting, intents everlasting With everyone stirring the pot Earth, Fire, Water, Spirit and Air So mote it be, or not Nature around us, a wonderful spectacle Encapsulated in our sacred pentacle Send love and light, as we witness the witches’ waltz Warlocks with twig-wands, conducting the tune For the soiree a’happening, ‘neath the glare of the moon And we’ll shriek with delight, as we witness the witches’ waltz Spells we’ll be casting, intents everlasting With everyone stirring the pot Earth, Fire, Water, Spirit and Air So mote it be, or not Cooking up herbs and plants, gizzards and roots Garnished with eye of toad, and tongue of newt Secret ingredients, witness the witches’ waltz Casting our spells and then binding with twine The love of the Wiccan will ever be thine Offering sacraments, witness the witches’ waltz
13.
In my heart, I knew that I loved you, right away From the start, I knew that I’d have you, and you’d stay All I have now are memories, in my empty home Since you’ve gone, I’m left whistling all alone Through the years, you were there just for me, every day If I had tears, you’d come and lay by me, come what may Now wherever I wander, wherever I roam Since you’ve gone, I’m left whistling all alone Whistling all alone I will never find again, the kind again Of true love that you showed to me Unconditionally, you showed me such humanity And when I walked with you, and talked to you The look in your big brown eyes said that you understood me Undeniably, you showed me such humility I will never find again, the kind again Of true love that you showed to me Unbelievably, you showed me such integrity And when I walked with you, and talked to you The look in your big brown eyes said that you understood me So incredibly, you showed me such true honesty When you left, I held you so closely, as you died So bereft, your last breath so ghostly, made me cry You were so loyal and gentle, a joy to have known Since you’ve gone, I’m left whistling all alone Whistling all alone, alone, whistling all alone
14.
Did you look in our mirror Were you curious Did you see a true likeness Was it really us And so you stared in our mirror Are you really sure Was it a true reflection Or just a caricature Just a caricature This is our caricature We hope that you like it This is our caricature We hope you’re excited This is our caricature We hope that you like it This is our caricature We’re hope you’re delighted This is our caricature

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Caricature is the second Album from The Counteracts, featuring songs we mostly wrote together from 2018 onwards. We hope you enjoy our unique brand of Britpop, which blends lo-fi sounds with our characteristic lyrics of romance, pathos and humour. Thank you for supporting The Counteracts!

We would like to thank Alma Clarke, Diane Fasching, Robert Pearce
and Mark Witney for their valuable collaborations and friendships. Please check out Mark Witney’s excellent Guitar Channel on YouTube.

Simon/Smith Productions.

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released May 1, 2020

Simon J. Biscoe Lead Vocals, Bass, Backing Vocals

Doug Smith Keyboards, Guitar, Harmonica, Backing Vocals

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